Carl-Smith's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Zombie Killer 2072 AD]

Wearing spandex and shooting your load!!!

I find this game most exciting, the rip of the bullets creating ever more orifices in the cold, stiff tissue of these ever advancing warriors!! The zombies advance, always advance, almost sexually, most definetly dominant, whilst I, the female figure, must fight off their advances!! Their faces, their expressions, their mind behind those eyes thinking of just one thing, no, not sex, DEATH!!! Great game!!!

[South Park Wazzup Shooter]

I love killing wazzup!!!!!

Nothing warms my heart more than the sweet splatter of still warm blood, the stench of death, that strange, almost arousing noise a person makes when they know it's their final breath!!! Oh, sorry, got a bit side tracked, Love the game!!!

[Don't Kill Kenny.]

This is how Flash should be used!!!!!!

Paul, you are so good, oh yeah, oh baby!!! This game, and all your other games, make me cream in my pants!! Trey Parker should give you a job because you're games are way better than the official South Park games!!!!!!